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May 07 2015

01:07

itmegracyb:

here’s to the kids who’s parents are nasty and abusive in private but in public are wonderful outstanding people who are important to the community. here’s to the kids who no one will believe when they say “I’m being abused”. here’s to the kids who have to listen to people tell them what a great person their abuser is and “how lucky you are to have a parent like that”. and here’s to the kids who have to fake a smile and say, “yeah he/she/they are really great.”

01:06

cknd:

I bet our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien child’s room as a science project he got a C on.

May 06 2015

16:26

officialdavidbowie:

superwife-leopold:

officialdavidbowie:

so there’s mall cop 2 coming out next month and im disappointed that i haven’t seen any terrible edits of the poster tbh

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In theaters this April.

absolutely incredible

16:26

stumpxvx:

so apparently “meme” is an affectionate southern word for grandma an d i just

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i just found these

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16:20

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

16:12
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jacobxswift:

Everything is sparkly and I love it so much

16:12
15:49
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khealywu:

note-a-bear:

tat-buns:

sweetassfoodstuffs:

handletheheat.com

This is SO important.

this is on my obligatory reblog list

THIS IS VERY COOL FOODY AND SCIENCEY

15:15

wifipasswords:

I have zero patience for rude old people I don’t care if you’re a senior I’ll fucking fight you lets see what moves they taught your wrinkled ass in the war of 1812 talk shit get hit

15:13

mooseandtrickster:

mooseandtrickster:

memes come and go but bees and the skeleton war are forever

i lied. bees are not forever. go to savebees.org to learn more about how you can help

15:11
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averagefairy:

a heated argument

15:11

cactussgram:

babyrad:

angelcasimiro:

multicolors:

You know what bothers me? When I see a person, usually a girl, who’s had plastic surgery and I express how gorgeous I think she is (not because of her surgeries, I’m not always aware of that anyways) and some butthead, usually a girl, butts in and goes “oh but she’s had work done though” like that’s supposed to make me think less of her. No. Go away. I want to appreciate this person’s beauty in the present time we’re in. The past doesn’t matter unless they want it to. I don’t want to taste your bitterness. Girls, we can’t tear each other down like dis.

YES

Also, society weirdly does not apply this to things like braces? Like you don’t hear people say things like “Oh thats not their real smile, they had work done.”

mhmm

15:10

my predictions for Frozen 2

leiko-tomago:

  • something makes elsa upset and she can’t control her powers again
  • kristoff keeps trying to propose to anna but elsa’s problems keep getting in the way
  • a prince comes to arendelle and him and elsa fall in love. elsa’s problems go away
  • kristoff and anna get engaged
  • olaf gets a girlfriend with eyelashes and snow boobs
  • the end
15:10

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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arielcalypso:

Rihanna at “Met gala” in New York. (4th May 2015)

15:02

eyeballfarts:

I put on a pushup bra and I still can’t do a single pushup…

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perks-of-being-chinese:

share a coke with ur hoe

14:49

guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

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